What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey