What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.