What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.