What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.