What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

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What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.