What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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They bless the hell out of it.

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Lettuce pray.

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A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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