Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle