Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.