Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.