What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.