Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.