What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()