What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.