What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the difference between a JCB and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.