What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway."