What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !