What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.