What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary