Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits