Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo