Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits