What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.