What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.