What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!