What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.