What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

What do you call an exploding ape?

A baboom.

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.