Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

Why do asians have such squinty eyes?

Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.

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Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?

Becuase atomic bombs are bright.