What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...