Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Bombs
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home
Coming unscrewed
A bird who steals !
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Ant-elopers.
Handicappn.
Meals on wheels...