What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.