What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.