Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.