Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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How does every racist joke start?

looks over both shoulders....

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Condescend Jokes More Condescend Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.