What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.