Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

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if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

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Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )