What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961