What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What do native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.