What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.