Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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16, 32, 64, and 128

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A bite in shining armor.

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Where do bees go on holiday ?

Stingapore !

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Second Caribou: A maybee.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Sugar Puff Daddy

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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Rot Jokes More Rot Jokes

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)