Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

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One full set of teeth.

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it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

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Toby"

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What does a rotting corpse say?

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