Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.