What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank