What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank