I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..