What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.