What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.