What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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Swine flu!

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One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Oinkment!

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If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".