What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"