What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.