What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.