What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops