Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Threw his baby out the window.

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One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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When you are the villain

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Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.