What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !