What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!