What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts