What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!