Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*