Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.