Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram