When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Who is driving?

A cop.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.