What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

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Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Who's the cutest little nation?

You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*