Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.