Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.