Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !