What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!