What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What did the llama said to the other llama?

Como se llama?

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.