What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case