What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.