What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.