What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.