What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.