Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning?

He was too far out maaaaan.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !