What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What do you call a Mexican Goat?

Amigoat

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

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How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.