What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book