Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.