What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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