What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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