What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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