What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.