What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!