What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor