How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !