How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ?

Moo Nay !

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Stilt Jokes More Stilt Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !